This Monkey Business
Why would you go to bed with something that could rip your face off? I just don’t get it. I don’t get sleeping with 200 lb. monkeys. Period. I don’t get drinking glasses of wine with them. I don’t get bathing with them. It’s fucking peculiar. It’s even more peculiar when you sleep with a monkey and try and explain away the fact it mauled your best friend’s face because she changed her hairstyle. The guy was an animal, for Christ’s sake. And yeah… I know. Alot of guys are animals. But still…It’s like sucking the snout of a 1,000 lb grizzly bear a la Treadwell or putting little leather booties on dogs. God gave bears big claws and dogs, paws for a reason. And it wasn’t so they could wear leather booties or make out with men . But I digress. I always digress. Enough for now. Back later.
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